Meet the Biggest Asshole in Egypt
He claims to be a protege of Remi Gaillard, but I can guarantee you'd want to fill his butthole up with dynamite long before the Frenchman if he did this shit to you.
Bottle to the Head Lays Bouncer Out
Unless Jenna Haze herself is running around in a school girl outfit, a group of drunk guys staring at you with a camera never a good thing. Live and learn.
Drunk Driver Erases 2 College Students
Better they didn't survive. If you woke up after something like this and realized you still lived in China you'd want to be dead.
Disgusting Racial Attack on Ex-Soldier
Well if this doesn't make you a raging racist, Lil Wayne probably will. Eventually.
Idiot Uses Lighter to Check Gas Tank
This makes about as much sense as a hooker giving blood at an AIDS charity.
Trio of Evil Bitches Attack One Girl
Roughly translated I think this means "Justin Bieber is better than Justin Timberlake".
Only a Drunk Girl Could Pull This One off
Just in case watching Oprah has done nothing for your tolerance of women, this is a very simple way to get her to shut the hell up.
Ridiculous Fight Tears McDonald's Apart
Just like smoking crack, you're never too young to destroy a fast food establishment in the hopes of out-douchebagging another guy from your liberal arts classes.
Lingerie Football Girl Gets Hit Like a Man
Dude totally did that on purpose. I know, because I'm a dude.
Instant Payback For Kicking Strangers Car
That's strange. Usually getting run over by a 3,000 lb vehicle is completely unprovoked in Russia.
Bully Beaten Badly in Fight He Started
Hope that taught him a lesson. About picking on guys smaller than him, and dressing like a 1940's homosexual.
If She's Smiling it Means You Won't be
There's only a handful of circumstances where a man's ball bag should be swollen to the size of a cheesecake. And this is not one of them.
This Crash Doesn't Make Any Damn Sense
Driving without crashing into a wall is overrated anyway. That's what my Chinese ex-girlfriend used to say.
Crazy Beach Bitch Goes on the Attack
Until I see an ad to be Tila Tequila's underwear on Craigslist, this bitch just climbed to the top of the list of shit I will never do.
Learning Korean Can be Fucking Hilarious
I have the weirdest, most educated boner right now.
Idiot Doesn't Make Roof-Pool Jump
What a nonconformist that doesn't' play by anyone elses rules. I bet his Misfit stickers are going to look stellar on his wheelchair.
Kimbo Slice Dominates Last Boxing Match
One more inexperienced hobo that crawled himself up from the boxcars down, 50 more to go to make mainstream media care about him again.
Painful Teeth-First Dive into a Guardrail
Dentures before you own a 4-wheeled vehicle? Good luck explaining that to the prostitute you lose your virginity to.
Knocked Out Cold in Boy's Locker Room
Sports isn't your thing but suck it up, there's always that drumming thing. Just wait for Tyler Perry to make a movie about it and you're golden.


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