He may look like a fool with two broken ribs now. But when a reality show awards you for being a complete fucking brain dead idiot, he's gonna shine. Belee dat.
"His cousin Johnny Joyce challenged Doherty to a brawl when he spotted him jogging. A fight ensued which Doherty got the worse of and culminated with Joyce sinking his teeth into his ear and biting off the top part of it
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Crunchy? If so he's got my vote. And the 47 people living next door.
If he thinks that's bad, just wait until he finds out where his tampons have to be inserted when puberty finishes.
2012 and it's still happening. What part of the Mayan calender talked about middle easterners trying to launch men into space?
And to think, if he came home just one day earlier he would have stumbled upon the real guy playing dig dug under those sheets. Darn.
I can only hope that 2 liter bottle of Hawaiian Punch in his hand was more important than his life. And since this is in Russia, we know it is.
Craigslist still has a section for prostitution? I expect that question to be answered. After we find out how many Vienna sausages can fit in her asshole. It's gotta be more than 5.
It doesn't shock me that this happened in the south. What does shock me is that a redeemable bottle of Colt 45 was willfully wasted.
I really, really hope their next cars are alligators.
You know, because we don't have enough reasons to look at Japan and say "What the fucking fuck is fucking going on over there?".
When you don't understand the slightest concepts of footwork, defense or tying your own shoes - shit like this happens.
Remember when you used to do this in school? Except you used foil gum wrappers and not your mother fuckin face?
The amazing thing is both of them have no earthly or materialistic values left to throw a fist over, yet they engage. Senseless violence is a lost art form.
I for one am extremely surprised. That they let him keep his wallet.
The report says he attacked them with a deadly object. But unless that man was indeed Gordon Freeman, I don't see how a crowbar was going to do jack shit to them.
This video has no explanation of why this happened, and quite frankly it doesn't need one. Clotheslines are always hilarious.
Waking up to a vehicle that went through a Saudi Arabian car wash is one of them. 475 voicemails a day explaining it is another.
Can't decide what's worse here. Nobody seeing anything wrong with an inter-gender fight, or Blanco Loco almost losing the damn thing.
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