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And not in the good way.

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Lesson learned: Don't cheat on girls in Peru. Or live in Peru. Or go anywhere near South America without something tapped to your small intestine.

And that's why American cops have tazers. And diabetes.

You have the right to remain the same brain capacity as a bag of baby carrots.

He was doing pretty good until the part where he bought an American car. Then it was all downhill from there.

That's gonna hurt... his grandchildren.

Requested HERE. Ask and ye shall receive glorious rectal seperation.

Harassing the shit out of a girl from a different ethnicity may seem like a good idea at first, but the car is still on empty and the gas isn't going to pump itself.

4:38 is probably what you're really looking for.

On the bright side he'll be discharged from the hospital with the same social skills he went in with.

LOL.

This may be the worst motorcycle accident I've seen. In the past hour.

Okay terrific. Now do at Denny's during peak chicken and waffle hours. I want to see that video.