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This video is 2 parts self-entitled bitch, 1 part results of McDonald's dollar menu. She'll never be allowed within 100 feet of migrant-run fast food ever again.

That's odd. Usually girls wearing pajama pants at 3 in the afternoon and their neighbors are BFF.

Another domestic situation being handled in the worst way possible.

Well... almost. But he's only a curb and two swastika tattoos away from making the complete transformation.

Lookout world. These feisty females have a bladder full of Skinny Margaritas and the equilibrium of a 92-year-old geriatric. Consequences will never be the same.

Shocking. But if you really want to ruin a girl's reputation just get her pregnant. It's quicker, and saves $37 on your Gap gift card.

Meet the Gintani super charger kit for the BMW M3. Pants are optional.

She did in 4 seconds what Kanye West has bitched out of in 9 years. Get this animal a tranquilizer and record deal ASAP.

Watch this closely and pay attention. If anything at all to learn the fucking definition of the world "RECOIL".

Interesting outcome. Do squirrels just not give a fuck anymore or have snakes finally realized they don't have balls?

I think I know what country I'm getting my next restraining order in...

In Russia, this is what "slightly used" means on eBay car ads.

Trying his shoes and eating solid foods just joined that same list.

0b(li)vious: "Fuck airbags. Need a parachute on that one."

Still faster door to door service than Papa Johns could ever dream of.

And WWE makes it even BETTER.

He's French. He runs a lot. It's funny, Lighten up.

The loser's pride, and possibly part of his tooth are still missing though.

I know what you're all thinking. And yes, your dick would come out of this fight looking like a Turkish pancake.

Grand Theft Auto 5 has some pretty awesome graphics.

Seeing a baton get used as a colon cleanser would have been icing on the cake... but we don't always get what we want.