Bizarre

Great. Now she needs a hamburger AND 3 years worth of therapy to get her self-confidence back.

This bitch reached un-fappable status a long time ago. This is going to keep her there for eternity.

Or a lot. It depends on how many Japanese movies you've been conditioned with.

Fucking hell. I haven't seen such a spaced-out look on someones face since the time I walked in on dad giving mom a Texas chili bowl. That reminds me, I'm late for therapy. By 27 years.

The right hole is closed and the right one is still open. If her hair wasn't sponsored by Crayola, we'd be looking at the perfect female specimen.

Unfathomable

Drugs are bad. Unless a complete stranger does them, butt naked and hulk smashes the local pottery store. Then it's fucking hilarious.

His relationship with 4 legged beasts is a love-hate one. And if his wives could talk, they'd tell you the same thing.

What's the difference between her piss driblets and a Venti Macchiato? About $7.95.

And that question regards your penis, not various gardening equipment.

Where the fuck is Ripley with that mech suit when you need her?

After witnessing something like this in person I'd seriously consider pitching a reality show full of these mutants. Anything that makes me throw up less than The Kardashians would be a plus.

I don't know what the fuck "going HAM" means, but if this is it, I'm giving up all salted meats and never looking back.

Great Men of Genius don't come along very often. But today is one of those days.

Attention whore.

There's at least one better thing they could be using those condoms for. And it begins and ends with hanging themselves from the ceiling.

If you're confused, that's a good thing.

I... I don't even know anymore.

Every year more than 7 aspiring body builders under 130 lbs are killed by synthetic injections. The rest are done in by Ketamine and faulty Honda Civics.

Arnold would be very proud.

The sex doll industry shines in Japan year after year. Now you know why.