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4:38 is probably what you're really looking for.

That's the golden question buzzing around the Internet today. So far the general consensus is "REAL". And I don't need to see x-rays of his anal hole to believe it.

Wheelies on the sidewalk though? That's some GTA inspired shit right there.

You don't get an ass that makes a man cry without working hard for it. And testosterone. A little testosterone never hurt anybody.

These guys are practically horizontal while driving hundreds of miles an hour. #themoreyouknow

Super heroes are real. They don't all need to be recovering drug addicts that get cast into a billion dollar role.

For the sake of avoiding heart attacks, hope this is the closest you'll ever get to the Isle of Man.

Tight for sure but her glutes can literally turn your dick into a pancake. My boner is very confused and conflicted at the moment.

Here's to hoping he stocked up good on pine fresh air fresheners, because those shit stains his passenger just made are never coming out of alcantara.

If Rosie o'Donnell ever made a sex tape, this would be the PG version.

So I saw Fast and Furious 6 earlier today. This didn't give me quite as large of an erection as Gina Carano punching Michelle Rodriguez in her man jaw.

Reach for the skies Adetokunbo.

It's true that Russian women eat their mate immediately after sex. Just keep telling yourself that and you won't have to feel bad about not banging her.

What the fuck kind of adrenaline junky do you have to be to think this is a good combination? Just pony up the $17 and have sex with Lindsay Lohan.

If this is how Cyberdyne is supposed to start, I'm not fucking impressed. Otherwise this is pretty sweet.

Meet the Gintani super charger kit for the BMW M3. Pants are optional.

I think I know what country I'm getting my next restraining order in...

I know what you're all thinking. And yes, your dick would come out of this fight looking like a Turkish pancake.

What's 315 pounds, black and has never made contact with it's own asshole before? If you said the north American grizzly bear, you're only half right.

And she's not even half Japanese. True talent.